聞說香港競爭力大減，幸好強國崛起，蒙鄰國寵幸，香港人上上下下才有飯可吃。甚麼高度自治，自由民主，中國人以農立國，還不及一碗飯實際。當街便溺、有失儀態、自然情有可原。

中港矛盾從何而來？加拿大如何向Chinada 說不？本書集結陶傑由一二年至一四年的英文專欄文章，濃縮成在全球化與多元文化主義氾濫之下，你絕不能錯過的精華。
 
| Contents |
 
How a School Could Save the World 001
The D&G Dog-Eat-Dog Dogma 004 Reptile Raptures 006
The Right Perks and the Wrong Pals 009
The Battle in the Sky 012
A ‘Lang’mark Buying Decision 014
A Single Wen Chinese Is Enough 017
A Lam-entable Loss 019 Who’s Hui? 021
Priscilla’s Thank-You Speech 025
The Big Confucius Confusion 028
Will America Buy Chinese Cinema? 031
A Middle Kingdom / Middle East Clash 034
A Robin Hood in Shanghai 037
The Big Brothers’ Last Showdown 039
Scrap the US-Hong Kong Policy Act 042
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 047
Snowden’s Unsettled Business 050
The German Understatement 053
The Grass Is Greener Here 056
A New Hong Kong With A Less Preferable Li 058
Being Rendered Native 061
To Cut a Long Story Short 064
Big Brother Bo’s Britain 069
An Encounter at Heathrow 072
Hart vs. Heartless 075
The Cash and Carrie Dialogue 078
Flying the Flag 081
A Racist War on Bonham Road 084
Master Noynoy’s Annoyance 089
Beijing’s Ricky Risk 092
The TV War in the Asylum 095
A New Job in China 098
The Fall of Paris 100
A Dear Debt to Repay 102
Revolution at a Finger Tip 105
Tiny Tim, Big Crimes 108
The Lion and the Mastiff 110
The Strange Maodela Twins 115
Footing the Wrong Bill 118
The Other God 120
Shifting the Emotional Goalposts 123
Cinema Paradiso 125
I Came, I Saw, I Conquered 128
The Year of the Horse 131
Comparing a Pterodactyl to a Bird 134
Canada Says No To Chinada 139
An Asian Airplane and a Few American Gunboats 141
The China Party, Day And Night 144
Upward Social Mobility in a Sinking Ship 147
The Big Spender and the Queen 150
 
| About The Author |
 
陶傑，多媒體創作人，英國華威大學英國文學學士，倫敦大學國際關係深造文憑，曾任職BBC海外傳播部。文字作品散見香港各主流媒體，另於電視、電台主持時事文化評論節目，包括商業電台「光明頂」、無線電視「細說名城」等。